This is getting ridiculous......

It's happened again! I've lost another one!

It's mothers day. There's been a lot of bouncing about with the children, I get excited about Dancing on Ice and so I thought I'd take the mature approach and like every good scout "be prepared".

It's been perfectly nestled all day. The wider gussett undies were in place. I was in trousers (admittedly they were the wide leg variety but really, I've come up to go to bed and it's gone) Now I know it was in situ when Dancing on Ice was on. I've watched Larkrise to Candleford and it was in then. I then went and did a bit of RE/MAX work online, walked through to the kitchen, turned off all the lights and have come upstairs. It was where it should be when I entered the bedroom. I bent over to pick up hubbies clothes - I mean everyone knows the floor is where you hang your garments! - and when I stood up it had gone/vanished/disappeared!


Where the bloody hell can it have got to. They are not exactly small or subtle - it's rather like wrapping your nether regions in a duvet so you'd think I'd feel it going....it can't have shot anywhere. I've retraced my steps thinking it might have dislodged and fell but nope, I've checked my trouser legs - nope, I even checked my t-shirt to see if it had ridden up the waistband of my trousers and was stuck to the top but nope. I've checked the wardrobe where I flicked my shoes off to see if it flicked off too but nope. It's not stuck to my back, the carpet, the wall, my clothing, the floor, the stairs or anywhere! It is nowhere to be seen.

As funny as it is, and even I can see the funny side, I feel like I'm going ever so slightly mad.

I'm thinking of putting up a wanted poster - this is what it shall say:-

WANTED 1 PAIR OF BICYCLE CLIPS, MUST BE TIGHT FIT SUITABLE FOR ANY TROUSER LEG.....

that'd keep the bugger in!